Monday, August 28, 2006

PATTAGONY THE PROBLEM SOLVER

VISIT http://pattagony.blogspot.com
Here you will find the elixsor to all you ills.
Here you will find the answer to the problem you did'nt know you had.
Here you will find the inept dribblings of a once handsome man,now ravaged by time and fate.
Here you will find the knower of the answer of the problem that torrments your every waking moment.
Here you will find a prophet of guidance.
Here you will find the dirty secrets of your closest friends.
Here you will find a 20pence piece....maybe...most likely not.
Here you will find a twisted wreck of a man,spilling his crazed mind out on the floor for all to see.
Here you will find a little chuckle.

If not ...........Piss off,Gone get,On yer toes ya mank....oh and make sure the door disney hit you on the arse on the wiy oot......Ya footer.

Only kidding...Just leave a comment and we will find a solution.Not necessarilly the one for your problem but you might have a wee laugh.

2 comments:

Lex said...

Well, patt for pimping u on my blog... I want a 20 something good looking chap... with perfect body which comes with 6 pacs and also nice biceps... anything less wont be accepted. thanks :D

Anonymous said...

Hey Patt, hows the bakin gaun, can definately see those muscles now!Hee Hee!