And the joke goes........

A rangers fan walking his 3 legged dog finds a magic lamp after polishing it clean.A genie pops out the genie goes through the old you can have 1 wish routine.......The Rangers fan says...after thinking for a few minuets..." I would like my dog to win the Grand National by 4 lengths and to be crowned Miss world and shit gold bars ,every day.".......

The genie looks at the dog and after thinking he says
"look you nonse im a fucking genie not God,You stoater.....try again you plank."He then slaps the fool.

The Rangers fan thinks on...."Ah...i know i would like Rangers to win the Champions League."

The Genie thinks on for a moment ....and says.

" What was the wish about the Dog again".

SORRY I MISSED THE BUS

I DO APOLOGISE FOR NOT POSTING LATELY ,I MISSED THE BUS.

NOT REALLY I,VE JUST BEEN VERY BUSY.....SLEEPING MOSTLY. AS I SAY I DO APOLOGISE AND NORMAL BLOGGING WILL BE RESUMED AS OF NOW.

so as a treat heres an old favorite my gift to stewart philps and my first attempt at animation.........Enjoy...Oh and remember to visit
For a solution to your problems ...well maybe not but you should have a wee laugh if nothing else.