A rangers fan walking his 3 legged dog finds a magic lamp after polishing it clean.A genie pops out the genie goes through the old you can have 1 wish routine.......The Rangers fan says...after thinking for a few minuets..." I would like my dog to win the Grand National by 4 lengths and to be crowned Miss world and shit gold bars ,every day.".......
The genie looks at the dog and after thinking he says
"look you nonse im a fucking genie not God,You stoater.....try again you plank."He then slaps the fool.
The Rangers fan thinks on...."Ah...i know i would like Rangers to win the Champions League."
The Genie thinks on for a moment ....and says.
" What was the wish about the Dog again".
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