CARTOONIST NEEDS HELP

What should i do ?I hate my real job as a Bakery Manager and i quickly need a new Start.At the moment im writing Comedy Scripts which one day with Gods help will be broadcast and of course i draw cartoons ,Caricatures etc....

The question is ! what should i do next....
here are some of my examples.

Wedding Caricaturist.
Ebay Caricature Sales.
Illustrator ...books etc.
Porn star.....lol only kiddin ,,,,have you seen the shape of me i'm like a Fat version of Martin O'Niels Uglier Brother.
Sell origional and prints of Pattoons.

Thats my Idea's what do you guys think...the floor is yours.

Jack Vettriano

Here is my Latest Drawing.I love Jack Vettrianos stuff the guys just class but i cant be bothered painted even though i am awsome in the media too....So heres my twist on his dancing Butler picture....Its called the dancing Care worker...I love it oh and remember all drawings on this blog are the property of thier creator Me.So Hands off unless you want to pay me that is.

The Budget

Well another Budget.Am i a wee bit Richer or a big bit Poorer.I dont know.I dont Drink ,I dont Smoke,I have a small car,I have a Small Family.I have a Sore foot...am i Better off ...Probably Not.I have always found Bugets to be like those Scam Mail thiings from some foreign Place.I never asked for this government to conntact me or get involved in my life.I did part with some money in the form osf Taxes ...Hoping i would get more out of it than i put in but in the end you just get Screwed....Greeds a Bummer.But i did'nt vote these guys in and they still Robbed me.Bewary next time.

Thats Carp

Work.Lets ban the Stuff.

MOSES THE JUNKIE

So......Some Scholar Chap has came up with the Idea that Moses might just have been a wee bit High with the auld Drugs when he was up Mount Siani Talking to God about the Commandments and the burning Hedge.
I dont go along with that.Had this been the case the first thing a Junkie would have done is try and flogg the Tablets Straight away.The sale would probably hhave went something like this.
"haw man day yae want tae buy some C's"...."Much"...."10"..."Thats a bit steep!"..."Naw...Ave Goat 10"...."Naw its Awright,Huve yae anyting else....any ting else ? DVD's an That ?...."I ave goatthe Da, Vinci Code".