Wednesday, March 05, 2008

MOSES THE JUNKIE


So......Some Scholar Chap has came up with the Idea that Moses might just have been a wee bit High with the auld Drugs when he was up Mount Siani Talking to God about the Commandments and the burning Hedge.
I dont go along with that.Had this been the case the first thing a Junkie would have done is try and flogg the Tablets Straight away.The sale would probably hhave went something like this.
"haw man day yae want tae buy some C's"...."Much"...."10"..."Thats a bit steep!"..."Naw...Ave Goat 10"...."Naw its Awright,Huve yae anyting else....any ting else ? DVD's an That ?...."I ave goatthe Da, Vinci Code".

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