Pattoons: August 2006

Monday, August 28, 2006

PATTAGONY THE PROBLEM SOLVER

VISIT http://pattagony.blogspot.com
Here you will find the elixsor to all you ills.
Here you will find the answer to the problem you did'nt know you had.
Here you will find the inept dribblings of a once handsome man,now ravaged by time and fate.
Here you will find the knower of the answer of the problem that torrments your every waking moment.
Here you will find a prophet of guidance.
Here you will find the dirty secrets of your closest friends.
Here you will find a 20pence piece....maybe...most likely not.
Here you will find a twisted wreck of a man,spilling his crazed mind out on the floor for all to see.
Here you will find a little chuckle.

If not ...........Piss off,Gone get,On yer toes ya mank....oh and make sure the door disney hit you on the arse on the wiy oot......Ya footer.

Only kidding...Just leave a comment and we will find a solution.Not necessarilly the one for your problem but you might have a wee laugh.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

IAN JENNINGS

I thought your boy would like this Ian.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Even Einstien canny figure it out

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Have you tried to post a letter these days with the new pricing system.Whit a nightmare.so they are priced by size of envelope,with of envelope,colour of envelope,destination,bra size of person recieving it.Height of postman required to deliver it.The amount of dogs in the street its to be delivered to and of course the shoe size of your granny.What a nightmare.I guess everyone will be the same as me.Just pop a wee first class stamp on everything and pop it in the post and hope for the best.If you have any problems with this formula go to http://pattagony.blogspot.com
Where im sure this and all your other problems will be solved by your free agony aunt service to theBloggers of the world.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Glasgows anti war coalition

I have allowed the use of this Cartoon for the fight against the Isreali war.Hopefully they will use it to highlight Scotlands opposition to the ongoing conflict.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

THOSE DIRTY WARMONGERING BASTARDS

So America has been using our airport at Preswick to refuel thier planes full of bombs that are being used to kill Civillians and the odd terrorist in Lebanon and the gazza strip.Fuck that says Scotland and break into thier plane looking for bombs.they even sat in the cockpit.I on the other hand would have shat in the cockpit (that would slow the fuckers down a bit).So to make the place more secure i hear they have put up the odd warning sign and repaired the fence.This did'nt work as they got in again...Fantastic.Mr Bush keep the fuck out iof our free world you evil little man.

GRANNY

Grannies eyesight had gotten so bad this was the third time this week she had taken her ned grandson out for walkies instead of the dog.He did,nt mind the walk but he hated when Granny insisted hes did a pooh outside which she would lift up in a wee plastic bag.It was worse if he shat in someones garden bacause she would rub his wee Ned nose in it and make him sleep in the Garden.