THE REAL ROLO

KING OF ARGENTINA AND ALL ITS LANDS....If you wpould like a Pattoon of you or a friend just ask.and if i can find the time i will oblige you with one.

ROLO

This is Rolo from Argentina.Hes my first Pattoon of the year.Lets hope he enjoys it.

TODAYS JOKE

"Haw Whits that Celic fan dain in this Huns pub.Lets annoy the cunt intae a fight"

Rangers fan1 "Haw...Celticman your Gordon Strachan a pigfucker!"
Celtic man"is that the case,oh well to each his own!"

Rangers fan2 "Not only is Gordon Strachan a pigfucker but hes a batty boy too.!"

Celtic man"is that the case,oh well to each his own!"

Rangers man3 says "Not only is Gordon Strachan a pig fucking,and a batty boy but hes a Rangers fan too!"

Celticman says :"I yer pals were just saying that".

here the link again

My new agony aunt Service blog.

http://pattagony.blogspot.com/ Visit this site and leave your problems and im sure an unsatisfactory solution can be found to your problems in no time.

Mr PRESCOTT COMPETITION

THIS WEEKS CAPTION COMPETITION .WHATS JOHHNY SAYING?

Z Z loses his TOP

Well done Italy.Zidane ,what in the gods name is the matter with you old man.Have you lost your head?

steadfast

the soldier again style 2

the steadfast tin soldier

more toons

A selection of my illustrations.

Pattoons - a history lesson

Pattoons was born in the August of last year.Its main purpose was to keep in contact with my mate Sylvia,Who had decided to travel the world and stress out her poor mum,Margret.Sylvias site is have a wee look at it and enjoy her adventures past.Shes back now and loving and living the Bargeddie life.So all you many thousand people who have logged on to pattoons from friends,strangers who would become friends and council folk who would spy on folk,who did'nt become friends.To amazing people like the Bargeddie Parents Action Group,The Doc and his Greek Goddess,or Lex,The Pragmatition and so many more,including old friends Like Weezy and man,Greggy and of course oor Stewarty (The famous weekend panda).All of you guys owe a degree of thanks to our Sylvia.Who, had she not decided to travel the world and make her own Blog,Then there would have been no need for pattoons and we would all have missed our fun time together.So thanks Lady.(Heres a picture of the lady in Question,It was taken at the end of her pretty unsucessful skydiving lesson,A parachute would have been nice,but hay ho what a fantastic shot to get,just before impact.....wow.

Bobs first drawing

"Bob ,The World"

"The world ,Bob".This is the new member of the family.Bob or Bobby .hes a pure breed angolian fighting dog.............well not really hes a terrier cross and hes a wee cutie.